“You know, I’m not going to say that this kind of thing doesn’t occur in other parts of the city, but nobody looks twice when it happens in Sunnyside. It doesn’t surprise me that somebody uses a unicycle as a method of transport, or that they even have a specialized off-road terrain version of one. Hell, it doesn’t matter that they’re unicycling in the winter.

What I am actually surprised about is the fact that they used a shitty lock to chain it up with. C’mon people, bike thefts are at an all-time high.”